It’s afternoon and it’s time for something hot and spicy to get you ready for the evening. In case you missed the steamy author L.M.Mountford, my morning guest, you can catch up now by reading his guest post here.
For the afternoon slot, I promised you some southern erotica and racy adventures. I have two lovely ladies in here who would like to spread the word of their joined work. Becky Robbins and Lorraine Carey are known for their writings in different genres. Their friendship and love of humor for adults mixed with steamy situations brought to the setting up of Camp Cougar. One of its readers suggests that “every man should not be without a copy of this book in the bedroom”.
L.A.Carey and R.A. Robbins
Erotica with a Southern Twist
You’ll want to have a standing reservation at Cougar Creek Resort where you will find a team of provocative and professional Cougar women to play out your fantasies.
Catching and entertaining Cubs requires some intense training. Grab a glass of wine or a cold beer and get ready for nonstop action in this brazen adult adventure. Our two naughty southern belles, Leona Patrone and Falynn Johnson, team up to create a most provocative dating and cyber service for young men. Things get heated when the classes begin at camp for the prospective Cougars who will be trained in the art of Tawdry Cyber Seduction from some of the best highly trained instructors. Only the best of the best will be chosen to represent Southern Charm Dating and Cyber Service. You’ll cry, laugh, and maybe learn a few new techniques from our Cougars.
The hilarious twists and turns of the story wrap around a surprising, budding romance. This novel is a full ride, so saddle up and get ready to be entertained.
Not since The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas has a story been able to capture the humorous side of scandalous tawdry sex in a southern theme. Our main character and brazen hussy, Leona Patrone is today’s version of Blanche Devereaux from the Golden Girls. Camp Cougar will whet the appetite for those looking for something steamy, provocative and humorous.
Check out Camp Cougar’s official Facebook Page here.
Leona was pleased to see Falynn arriving on time. Actually, I thought, she’d be a ‘No Show’. She answered the door in her white fluffy robe.
“Well, this guy must be into cozy things,” Falynn remarked as she stepped inside.
“Not really, but rather this.” Leona opened her robe to reveal a black lace teddy that was tied up the front with red ribbons and matching thong panties with little bows on the sides.
“Oh, my!” Falynn’s hand lightly slapped her mouth.
“I told ya, this guy is conservative.”
“Well, if that’s conservative, I would hate to see what your definition of kinky is!”
“So how did you meet Sam, pray tell?”
“Social Media. I’ve known him for a year now. As a lover of country music myself, I saw he was trying to be an up and coming artist in the industry.”
“Uh yeah, I bet he’s cuming. You worry me, Leona. You do know these relationships aren’t real, don’t you?
“That’s the best part. I have no intentions of building any long lasting bonds with these young men. It’s a simple Fantasy Fest. It’s a win-win situation for both parties. It’s just a wild, fun romp with no strings attached.”
Leona led Falynn into the kitchen and made her a martini. “When was the last time you had a good orgasm, girl?”
“Excuse me?” Falynn almost dropped her glass.
“You heard me.” Leona stood with her hands on her hips.
“Look, hon. You can either hide out in that damn dusty library behind the shelves or come out from behind those books and live a little – or let me say, live a lot.”
Falynn shrugged. “So what gives?”
“Lesson number one – you have to be relaxed. If you are uptight, you won’t perform well. Besides, we’re the experienced ones here. We need to show these Cubs just what we got.”
B.A. Robbins & L.A. Carey
So what brought children’s author Becky Robbins and paranormal author Lorraine Carey together to create a fun and humorous adult novel?
Not too long ago, Lorraine Carey had read Becky’s children’s book, but what really caught her eye was the hilarious Redneck Poems Becky had written about sex. They were edgy, fun and out of the box. The two authors became cyber friends after reading each other’s works.
Not long after, Lorraine had a vision for a comedy adult book with Becky’s southern flare. So our two authors began to create Camp Cougar from their homes via Skype sessions. Mid book Becky flew from her home in Virginia to Miami to meet Lorraine in person who had flown in from the Cayman Islands where our ladies worked out of a hotel for a week to finish the book.
The weeklong stay in Miami was an adventure in itself. It was as if they had known each other all their lives. Our ladies found out they had similar interests and even completed each other’s sentences.
Needless to say our authors continue to collaborate on a daily basis from their homes with building a brand for Camp Cougar along with a sequel.
I hope that the Camp Cougar ladies turned your blood to boiling hot. Join me in a few hours when I’d present the last guest and his collection of erotic poems and short stories that delve into to the physical and mental reality of the BDSM lifestyle.